If you are anticipating leaving this plane within the next 10 years due to the Rapture, no doubt you are concerned about the safety of your pet after you are gone. Since there is no guaranteed method of convincing your beloved pet to accept Jesus Christ as its savior, a kindly group of atheists is offering to step in for pet care.
For $100 for the first pet, and $15 for each pet thereafter, Eternal EarthBound Pets will ensure your pet will find a loving home when you depart. Each Eternal EarthBound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and, as such, will still be here on Earth after you’ve received your reward.
They are not building an ark, so Eternal EarthBound Pets are not equipped to accommodate all species. Their services are limited to dogs, cats, birds, rabbits, and small caged mammals.
They currently operate in 20 states.
SOURCE: Eternal EarthBound Pets
Suzan
2 years ago
You really got me on this one ~ So baaad it’s goood!
The two things I want to know are: How will the rest of us have “realization of the Rapture” (to know when to provide service to those poor abandoned animals) and why will there be “widespread chaos and confusion immediately following the Rapture” with so few getting to go?
Lin McNulty
2 years ago
Perhaps the anticipatory “widespread chaos and confusion” is because I-5 through Seattle will be drivable. McMansions will be empty and able to house the homeless. There will be no stock market. I’d like to say there will be no Rush Limbaugh and those of his ilk, but I really don’t think he gets to go. Also, out of “chaos” comes profound change. It would be a beautiful day!